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The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.
Ulysses S. Grant  (via quote-book)

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growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

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  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs

wallysdick:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”